Joking Around at Wally World

I gotta share this with you, it was so funny. 6 of us friends went down to D Q for lunch and then to the local Wal-Mart. As Don and I were leaving through the first set of doors, one of our friends was sitting on the bench reading some brochures. When he saw us, he threw all of the brochures into our buggy. Well, not knowing that we knew each other, the man sitting beside him looked so shocked and when we glared at our friend, Bo, and told him that wasn't nice, the man's eyes grew big as saucers as he started squirming just knowing we were going to fight. Don and I started on out the second set of exit doors. Just before going out, I turned around and, with a scowl, looked at Bo and said, "If I knew who you were, I would slap your face!" then I turned and walked out. Later, Bo came out just laughing because the man never knew that we tease each other all the time and thought we may really ambush Bo later and beat the stuffing out of him! The man came out of the store later, saw Don and me standing there like we were waiting for Bo who had turned around and gone back in the store. To make things even funnier, the Wal-Mart Security Guard was walking around near us when the man came out of the store, looking as if he were going to prevent a fight when Bo returned! That was a big laugh for today. What will happen next?

A scary thing then happened while we were standing outside awaiting our ride. An older lady came out, started across the street and fell down directly in the path of an oncoming vehicle. Fortunately, the driver was able to stop the car in time and waited for her to get up. The sad part was that no one who was passing by her went over to help her get up. Kind of reminds you of the Good Samaritan with the exception that there was no good Samaritan to stop by. How sad when we cannot even help a person in distress in the middle of the day and in the middle of a parking lot! Folks, we just gotta start doing better.